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Jokemon said: "I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps." On the upside, mate, at least they won't get delivered until August 2011. |
 
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I accidentally sent a picture of my dick to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps. |
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submitted by Jokemon, originally by Gary Delaney in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 2,251.4
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I always dreamed of winning the lottery and living the life of luxury, free to indulge in my fantasies.
Then one day it happened and my life changed. Now I always :- Travel the world First Class on every airline, Get picked up at airports by chauffer driven limousines, Stay in the most expensive suites in the best hotels, Go to the most select nightclubs, Meet celebrities and politicians, Drink the best drinks and use the b [...] |
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| when my dick is not in my girlfriend she complains but when it is she still moans |
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My dick got stuck in my zipper at the botanical gardens. Luckily they had a penis fly trap expert on hand. |
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| Just watching the school athletics championships, feels like I've been running myself, I'm out of breath and my arm is fucking killing me. |
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by im in room 362 in my lucky green coat in Sports - Athletics - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 20
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My mate and I were walking through the local park, when we noticed a young gentleman with Down Syndrome struggling to negotiate a simple gate. He seemed to fail to understand the basic concept, and was stumbling everywhere. My friend pointed out: "Woah have you seen that guy, he looks drunk!" To which I responded with impeccable wit: "Ah yes, it looks like somebody's had one too many chromosomes." |
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submitted by DeniedTramp, originally by An adaptation of my friend Sam's personal experience. in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 19.6
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Someone phoned me at work today and just made some fucked up groaning noises down the phone. I just hung up; that's the third time today it's happened. I'm seriously thinking of quitting my job on the Down's Syndrome Hotline. |
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by I'm not giving my name to a machine in Other - Work (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 10.6
| nothing says you know fuck all about football quite like " They're my 2nd team" |
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by im in room 362 in my lucky green coat in Sports - Football - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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I clicked on a porn video today called "Tight blond gets fisted" Turns out it was a video of a tramp punching Boris Johnson after he refused to give him change. |
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by I'm not giving my name to a machine in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
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