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Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.

A spokesman said, "The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library."
The Liverpool community where the young John Paul Massey was mauled to death by a dog are said to be in a state of shock.

Apparently, the lads dad has a job.
'...An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstasy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool.
The locals are said to be in a state of shock...They had no fucking idea they had a Job Centre!
The mother of the scouse boy mauled to death by a dog, John Paul Massey, is said to be in a state of shock and is absolutely devastated.

"That's twenty quid a week I just fuckin' lost there, how the hell am I gonna pay for the Sky dish?"
Sky Sports are said to be in trouble after their promotion of Sunday football was found to be 'misleading'.

They referred to Sunderland v Norwich as part of 'Super Sunday'.
After today's atrocity in Pakistan, aides closest to Benazir Bhutto are said to be in pieces...
Hamza Siraj, Hadi Suwef, Hasni Ali and a fourth youth died when their "not stolen" Rover hatchback smashed into a wall in Birmingham in the early hours of Saturday morning.

...the other 36 similar occupants of the family hatchback are said to be in a stable condition and have opened a shop on the corner of their hospital ward.