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Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.

A spokesman said, "The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stevo21 in Racism - All Races - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 513.6


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The Liverpool community where the young John Paul Massey was mauled to death by a dog are said to be in a state of shock.

Apparently, the lads dad has a job. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by illegalnature in Racism - Scousers - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 16


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'...An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstasy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool.
The locals are said to be in a state of shock...They had no fucking idea they had a Job Centre! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by themagician in Racism - Scousers - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 4.2


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The mother of the scouse boy mauled to death by a dog, John Paul Massey, is said to be in a state of shock and is absolutely devastated.

"That's twenty quid a week I just fuckin' lost there, how the hell am I gonna pay for the Sky dish?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wikipedia in Racism - Scousers - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 14.2


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Sky Sports are said to be in trouble after their promotion of Sunday football was found to be 'misleading'.

They referred to Sunderland v Norwich as part of 'Super Sunday'. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by whufc_123 in Sports - Football - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 3.4


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After today's atrocity in Pakistan, aides closest to Benazir Bhutto are said to be in pieces... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SpawnMeister666 which requires categorising - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 57


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5 Jamaican athletes have tested positive for drugs. Officials are said to be in shock, only 5. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mrtippet in Crime - Drugs - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 7


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After the purchases of Carlos Tevez and Joleon Lescott, Manchester City are said to be considering the purchase of Simon Weston. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by IanDickinsonCFC1905 in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 78.6


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Hamza Siraj, Hadi Suwef, Hasni Ali and a fourth youth died when their "not stolen" Rover hatchback smashed into a wall in Birmingham in the early hours of Saturday morning.

...the other 36 similar occupants of the family hatchback are said to be in a stable condition and have opened a shop on the corner of their hospital ward. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mramazing in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 6


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So, Ched Evans convicted of rape, Celtic are said to be in pre contract talks with the Wales striker. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wehateceltic in Sports - Football - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1


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