Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.
A spokesman said, "The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library."
The Liverpool community where the young John Paul Massey was mauled to death by a dog are said to be in a state of shock.
Apparently, the lads dad has a job.
'...An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstasy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool.
The locals are said to be in a state of shock...They had no fucking idea they had a Job Centre!
The mother of the scouse boy mauled to death by a dog, John Paul Massey, is said to be in a state of shock and is absolutely devastated.
"That's twenty quid a week I just fuckin' lost there, how the hell am I gonna pay for the Sky dish?"
Chris Martin is said to be in a state of depression.
Fuck knows what he'll be like now Gwyneth has left him.
Sky Sports are said to be in trouble after their promotion of Sunday football was found to be 'misleading'.
They referred to Sunderland v Norwich as part of 'Super Sunday'.
After today's atrocity in Pakistan, aides closest to Benazir Bhutto are said to be in pieces...
5 Jamaican athletes have tested positive for drugs. Officials are said to be in shock, only 5.
After the purchases of Carlos Tevez and Joleon Lescott, Manchester City are said to be considering the purchase of Simon Weston.
Hamza Siraj, Hadi Suwef, Hasni Ali and a fourth youth died when their "not stolen" Rover hatchback smashed into a wall in Birmingham in the early hours of Saturday morning.
...the other 36 similar occupants of the family hatchback are said to be in a stable condition and have opened a shop on the corner of their hospital ward. 100