Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers.
"Since when do you wear womens pants?"
"Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"
I actually saw in the news a while back, regarding the Expansion of Heathrow's terminal 2;
"Our fear is that more passengers will mean more flights."
Quite frankly, i cant understand how they drew a relation between these two factors?
It's funny how you never see Jo Brand and John Sergeant in the same room?
Things have come to a pretty pass when Sickipedians are ripping jokes off Bruce Forsyth. There are some depths even Sickipedia shouldn't plumb.
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Pick-up lines for ugly chicks
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What? When I fell from heaven?
Guy: No, when you chewed out of your cage
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