| To all those women who watch the football and shout "pass it to Frank" or "bring Joe Cole on;" fuck off. You didn't see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting "fuck her up the arse." |
 
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To all those women who watch the football and shout "pass it to Frank" or "bring Joe Cole on"; fuck off. You didn't see me at Sex And The City 2 shouting "fuck her up the arse". ==================================================== True, but let's be honest, both would be so much better that way. |
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All these women who watch the Olympics just for Tom Daley disgust me! Now, back to the women's beach volleyball |
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Congratulations to all those people who spent money on tickets to the Farnborough Air Show.... I'm going to stand just outside the gates and watch the same thing. |
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| All those women who say they scoff at cheesy, sentimental pick-up lines are obviously hanging around the wrong men. For me, a simple "If you ever want to see your Mummy alive again.." works every time. |
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After recent complaints, the production company behind Jade Goody's new fitness video have stated that "Loss of hair is not part of the exercise programme. We apologise for any inconvenience and to all those people who mistakenly shaved their own hair off" |
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Joke
by psycho_duck in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 7
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I saw Arsene Wenger in a restaurant today and I felt compelled to go over and speak to him.
"Mr Wenger," I said, "Please don't listen to all those doubters who are questioning your footballing philosophy. You are, without question, the best thing that has ever happened to Arsenal, and I for one, hope you remain in charge for many years to come." He thanked me for my kind words and we shook hands. Silly cunt never questioned why I was wearing a Spurs shirt [...] |
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To all those people who believe we should "Make love, not war"; I think that Osama Bin Laden's nineteen children prove the two are not mutually exclusive. |
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I love how speed bumps are now outside all schools and parks.... The perfect excuse to cruise past at 10mph, watch the children and not arouse suspicion. |
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My girlfriend is really angry at me this morning! she says that i should keep certain things between just me and her. She says she doesnt feel that anything is sacred between us. *refresh* look at all those people who clicked the "like" option on my new status. |
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