My friend came up to me last night and said, "I can't wait for your fancy-dress party on New Years Eve. I'm coming as a giant cock and my girlfriend, Lisa, is coming as the balls. It's going to be hilarious".
It certainly will be. I'm not having a fancy-dress party.
My friend came up to me and said "You have no idea how many powerful orgasms these hands are capable of giving women"
"Yes they are orgasm machines"
"Oh I knew that, I just didn't know they were capable of giving them to other people"
My friend came up to me and said, "That bird you came with ... I think she's a he"
I said, "What ... why?"
He said, "Well when I was stood next to her at the urinal I could have sworn she had a fucking Adams apple"