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Don't you just hate it when you're having a wank, and you think you're being real quiet, like theres no way anyone could hear you? And as you finish you realise how damned loud you were actually being and you just KNOW someone MUST have heard you. So you start frantically trying to clean up before someone comes to check what you're doing and then theres a cough behind you, and you turn around to see your girlfriend and her mom standing in the doorway staring at you with your dick out and your hands full of tissues trying to wipe come off pictures on the wall and though neither of them are speaking you can tell by the look in your girlfriends eyes you're about to be asked that question you've been dreading for months...

What the fuck are you doing in my little brothers room...
Replace your front door with a backless wardrobe filled with large coats this winter to recreate the magic of Narnia every time you leave your house.