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I'd like to meet the guy who looked at a black man and thought, "You know, I've got some cotton that needs picked. I'll buy one."
Yes, I know that, before we were married, my wife had a certain reputation.

Yes, I know that, even during our engagement, she was seeing and sleeping with other men.

But I like to think those days are well behind us now. I know for a fact that, since we've been married, she has not slept with any other man and I take great pride in that.

Finally, I'd like to thank the bridesmaids, who looked so lovely and did such a wonderful job today.