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I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it." |
 
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by Nevil1950 in Other - Animals/Insects - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,835.2
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I'd just like to thank the man who looked at an empty kitchen and thought... "there should be a woman in there" |
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I'd like to meet the man who looked at a bull and thought.... If I cut those off, he'll be quieter. |
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by RoastedSalted in Sex and shit - Castration - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2
| I'd like to meet the guy who looked at a black man and thought, "You know, I've got some cotton that needs picked. I'll buy one." |
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You know the old saying, "Children should be seen, and not heard!" As I look at the missing person posters of my neighbours daughter, I can't help but feel that my work here is done. |
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by The Uncle Who Touched You in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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So Carlos Tevez refused to get off the bench against Bayern Munich. Big deal! I don't understand what the fuss is all about. I mean, it's not like he's the first person from Manchester whose refused to work. |
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by The Uncle Who Touched You in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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10 Reasons why Trick or Treating is better than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. [...] |
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David Cameron: "I've reopened Maddie files." Don't forget to look at "Bukkake.avi", it's a cracker. |
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by The Uncle Who Touched You in In The News - Missing Persons - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.2
| I would like to take a moment to thank the kind indian women at BT who helped me get my internet up and running, I felt kind of bad not giving anything in return so I offered her some fuckin' english lessons |
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Would like to thank the wife for standing by me for the last 7 years Happy valentines darling, I'll get you a chair soon |
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submitted by dr_dave, originally by Barnsley man on the radio in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 16.4
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