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This hot weather is lovely, my ginger son though is burnt to fuck and in hospital.

Nothing to do with the weather, I just set him on fire through embarrassment.
If there is one thing that irritates me about my wife it is the way she dresses. For instance, she spent about an hour trying to put on some underwear this morning.

She argues that she would have got them on much sooner, if I would have stopped kicking my legs petulently.
This hot weather is not all its cracked up to be!

Just saw some fat bitch lying in the park in a vest, showing off her horrible hairy arm pits.

She looked like she had Don King in a head lock.
This hot weather is lovely... But if i get any more of a tan I'm gonna get stopped and searched by the Police.