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1472437
We shouldn't assume that the Woolwich killers are somehow representative of all Muslims, because they certainly are not.

Most Muslims are far too busy running paedophile gangs to even contemplate terrorism.
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Joke by Dog Botherer in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 13 hours ago - Current Score: 229.6


1472295
I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the 70s.

Worst prostate exam ever.
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Joke by highfidelity in Other - Wordplay - Added: 23 hours ago - Current Score: 128.4


1472354
"Fucking hell love, this is interesting." I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide."

"What the fuck are you telling me that for?" She said, angrily.
"You were supposed to be on the internet searching out cool tattoo designs for my bum-cheek."

"I wa [...]

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Joke by worrying anal seepage in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 21 hours ago - Current Score: 82.6


1472476
For just three pounds a month you could help save a dying child in Africa.

Or you could be like me, and not give a fuck.
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Joke by stash in Racism - African - Added: 11 hours ago - Current Score: 77.4


1472478
I was horrified watching the attack by two Muslim jihadists on a British solider yesterday in London.

I felt so helpless, until I realised I could post a tribute on Facebook.
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Joke by Stuart Torrance in Other - Social Networks - Added: 11 hours ago - Current Score: 76.2


1472587
I had a phone call from the school today.

They said, "Your son has just spray painted 'Muslims Are Cunts' in giant letters across the playground."

"You must be joking?" I said, "I don't believe for a second that he's actually done it."

"Well, he did."  she replied, "I watched him."

"Fair play then," I said, "I owe him a tenner."
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Joke by SilverSprint in Racism - Muslim - Added: 5 hours ago - Current Score: 74.2


1472458
I was in Woolwich yesterday and witnessed the most awful scenes ever. Some poor young lad was hit by a car, then hacked to death before my very eyes. It was truly horrific and I can't close my eyes now, without seeing him fruitlessly pleading for his life.


Although two niggers got shot, so every cloud...
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Joke by worrying anal seepage in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 12 hours ago - Current Score: 72


1472348
I couldn't help but weep after reading Boya Dee's tweets about the Woolwich beheading... R.I.P. The English language I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by the_butch in Other - Social Networks - Added: 22 hours ago - Current Score: 55.6


1472479
I think I'm becoming religious.

I'm sitting indoors waiting to be offended by something.
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Joke by Homer Simpson in Religion - ??? Other - Added: 10 hours ago - Current Score: 43.6


1472334
It was good to see the reaction from members of the public in Woolwich today, after witnessing two black Muslim jihadists butchering a British soldier to death.

They went over and filmed them on their phones.
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Joke by Stuart Torrance in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 22 hours ago - Current Score: 31.6



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