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Whilst playing Scrabble with my wife she said "Your vocabulary is atrocious" "My what is what?" I replied. |
 
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Rio Ferdinand has been dropped by Roy Hodgson.. Woy didn't want to look silly shouting "Wio,Wio" from the touchline. |
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I got home from work today. "For fucks sake!" I shouted to my wife. "There's dog shit in the hallway". "Mind your language" she replied, "My mother is over at the moment". "Yeah, I know. I've just told you she's in the hallway". |
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The Church of England are thinking of opening it's own string of supermarkets. They're going to call them Jesus Christ Superstores. |
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| Micah Richards has come out and said that he turned down the opportunity to be in the England squad after a worrying phone call from Roy Hodgson who told him that he "Wanked much better than my other choice of white backs" |
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The missus said to me, "Our marirage has come to an end". I said, "Fuck off, only good things come to an end". |
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I went to see my boss today and said, "I think we have a communication problem." He replied, "You can say that again, I fired you two weeks ago." |
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I'm starting to get really worried, I haven't been able to make contact with the wife for a few days. I just keep thinking, what's the problem? It's either my accuracy's getting worse or her defence is getting better. |
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I had a date with this beautiful woman tonight. Her name was Sandy. She had an hourglass figure. But I was late for dinner... So she ran out on me. |
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My wife has an iPhone, my daughter has an iPod, my son has an iPad, and me?.............. iPaid. |
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