I was walking down a street when the woman in front of me dropped her bags. She asked me for help.
"Of course I'll help," I said to her, "With how beautiful you are, I bet you can get a man to do anything."
She giggled and flirted back by touching my arm and saying, "With how strong you are, I bet you can get a woman to do anything."
I laughed and said, "Yes, I can actually."
Then I raped her.
My sexy secretary bent over at the office today, so I pulled down her panties and tried to start fingering her, but she screamed and ran away.
I was very confused and pondered the situation for a long time.
I've come to the conclusion that real life must be different to porn movies.
You know that line that you're not meant to cross?
For a Sickipedian, that's the starting line.
I heard that the terrorist attacks were purposely done on the 11th of September so that the date 9/11 resembles the emergency phone number of the USA.
Just proves once again that Brits are more intelligent than Americans.
I'd like to see someone try to attack Britain on the 9th of the 99th month.
I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.