I failed the hazard perception part of my driving test theory the other day.
Apparently a black man walking into the middle of the road is considered a hazard.
Has anyone seen that documentary film about what would happen if black people ruled the world. It scared the shit out of me.
I think it was called "Planet of the Apes".
I was watching family fortunes and the question was, "Name another word for a thief."
I was shocked to find out that the top answer wasn't "Nigger".
All you guys say that you want to fuck Cheryl Cole, but I disagree.
She's been fucked by a black man.
Therefore, she must have AIDS.
I've figured out a way to get rid of all the niggers on facebook.
Just turn the brightness down and they disappear.