Boogaloo's Jokes

What a day! First my favourite actor Patrick Swayze dies. Then I hear about my favourite celebrity chef Keith Floyd dying as well.
Could I just take this opportunity to mention that my favourite singer has always been Phil Collins.
My brother's just got back from two weeks in the sun. He's got one hell of a tan.
In fact he's so brown that when he came round our house, I immediately hid all my valuables.