CUTTSY's Jokes

What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier?

Don't know?

Welcome to the United States Air Force, son!
Christmas time.
Valium and wine.
Children indulging in serious crime.
With dad on the weed and mum high on crack.
Christmas is magic when your family is black!
This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on one man?"
He replied, "Yes, sorry about that, we ran out of ammo."