Dad's Jokes

My dog Stain ran away from home two weeks ago.

The bad part is I got arrested for wondering the streets yelling,"Come, Stain! Come, Stain!"
Now that I have a woman staying with me, I come home to a freshly scented house everyday.

Like air fresheners, incense, lit candles, potpourri, and even glade plugins.

About anything you can think of to hide the smell of her dead body.