Using steroids makes things seem smaller and lighter when I lift now.
Like my penis for example.
I was circumcised when I was two days old.
It hurt so bad I couldn't walk for a year!
My dog Stain ran away from home two weeks ago.
The bad part is I got arrested for wondering the streets yelling,"Come, Stain! Come, Stain!"
I really did a number on my wife while she was passed out drunk last night.
The number 2.
Now that I have a woman staying with me, I come home to a freshly scented house everyday.
Like air fresheners, incense, lit candles, potpourri, and even glade plugins.
About anything you can think of to hide the smell of her dead body.