I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."
I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
BBC News: Kate McCann; "Madeleine was hard not to love."
Although not someone you'd want to take to a restaurant it seems.
I've been watching the cricket for hours now,
but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs.
I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics,
But then: if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.
My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted.
Oh well, better get back to it I suppose.