I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."
I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
BBC News: Kate McCann; "Madeleine was hard not to love."
Although not someone you'd want to take to a restaurant it seems.
I've been watching the cricket for hours now,
but I've finally worked it out, it does it with its back legs.
I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics,
But then: if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.
What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone?
And whereabouts would they live?