Guitar-Mike's Jokes

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:

"Here, love, I'll change gear for you."
I hate driving a BMW during the school holidays. This morning I was sat at a junction for 10 minutes!

It was only then that a car finally appeared so I could pull out on it and continue my journey to work.
After 8 years of working hard for the same company, I'm now on more money and I work less hours!

Or, "claiming benefits" as some people call it.