Jcl91's Jokes

Today I had sex with the Uruguayan linesman's wife, and then proceeded to have sex with his daughter right in front of his face. As if this wasn't bad enough I stole his car and then burnt down his house as well as all his possesions. To finish off I wrote to FIFA and had him sacked from his job.

You may see this as my actions were pretty harsh and unfair but don't worry, he can't see when I've crossed the line