R0bd0g's Jokes

Those people who are against gay marriage and say, "In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," are so narrow minded...

Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford..
I hear Chumbawamba have broken up..

In memory, I'm going to have a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a cider drink and a lager drink, and sing songs that remind me of the good times..
Was stopped in the street and asked ''Are you an animal lover?''

I said ''Depends what kind of animal and how well it's cooked.''
She promptly called me a cunt and walked away.. Mission successful..