Those people who are against gay marriage and say, "In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," are so narrow minded...
Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford..
Researchers find caveman pornography in France...
Appropriately named, 2 Girls, 1 Club...
I heard on the news that the Americans are still using their U2 spy planes 60 years after they first started using them..
I'm guessing that like Bono, they still haven't found what they're looking for..
I hear Chumbawamba have broken up..
In memory, I'm going to have a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a cider drink and a lager drink, and sing songs that remind me of the good times..
Was stopped in the street and asked ''Are you an animal lover?''
I said ''Depends what kind of animal and how well it's cooked.''
She promptly called me a cunt and walked away.. Mission successful..