If Earth is the third planet from the sun, does that make every country a third world country..
My last shit was just like Twilight..
It came in 4 parts and each part was fucking horrible..
Does rain really have a smell, or is it the smell of millions of ants simultaneously shitting themselves in the knowledge that they're probably about to die..
Some advice for Joseph Kony.
IF you want to evade capture, just hide at your house, it worked for Bin Laden..
Why is it illegal if a member of the general public impersonates a police officer, but if a stripper does it, it's perfectly fine..