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1 can of petrol - £20
2 Calor gas bottles - £42.50
1 Cherokee jeep - £2000
Watching two terrorists burn alive - Priceless
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Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 64.2


I don't know what the fuss is all about regarding the shark off the coast of Cornwall. It's the only white thing in ages that's been trying to get into this country. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 86.8


One of the Glasgow terror suspects has died from his injuries.

His condition has been described as satisfactory.
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Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Glasgow Airport - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 374


I had a bet last week that Pavarotti would live until 75.

I've just lost a tenor.
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Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Pavarotti - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 36


I just loaded "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Celebrities - Colin McRae - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 150.8


How do you improve the transportation system in Kenya?

Plant the trees closer together.
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Joke by Retard in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 66


Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to.
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Joke by Retard which requires categorising - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 16


We've still got one home nation in Euro 2008: Poland! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Retard in Sports - Football - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 75


A mother sent her daughter on an errand to get a couple of eggs, a sausage and a bottle of tomato ketchup. After paying for the items she decided to carry them home underneath her sweater. However, on the way home, she stumbled and the items fell out and smashed on to the ground. As she saw the mess of tomato ketchup, two eggs and a sausage she started to cry - her mum was going to kill her. As she sat there crying an old lady sat beside her, put her arm around her and said in a comforting v [...]

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Joke by Retard in Sex and shit - Sick - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 0


B.A. made a statement about flights out of Heathrow:

"I ain't getting on no plane, suckas!"
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Joke by Retard in In The News - Heathrow Plane Crash - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 279.2


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