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1 can of petrol - £20 2 Calor gas bottles - £42.50 1 Cherokee jeep - £2000 Watching two terrorists burn alive - Priceless |
 
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| I don't know what the fuss is all about regarding the shark off the coast of Cornwall. It's the only white thing in ages that's been trying to get into this country. |
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I had a bet last week that Pavarotti would live until 75. I've just lost a tenor. |
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| I just loaded "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing! |
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Joke by Retard in In The News - Celebrity Death - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 152.8
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How did they go about improving the public transportation system in Harlem? By planting the trees closer together. |
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Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to. |
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Joke by Retard in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 16
| We've still got one home nation in Euro 2008: Poland! |
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A mother sent her daughter on an errand to get a couple of eggs, a sausage and a bottle of tomato ketchup. After paying for the items she decided to carry them home underneath her sweater. However, on the way home, she stumbled and the items fell out and smashed on to the ground. As she saw the mess of tomato ketchup, two eggs and a sausage she started to cry - her mum was going to kill her. As she sat there crying an old lady sat beside her, put her arm around her and said in a comforting v [...]
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BA has made a statement about flights out of Heathrow: "I ain't getting on no plane, fool!" |
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Joke by Retard in In The News - British Airways (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 334.4
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!" |
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