Rocket11's Jokes

My son came home from school all chuffed about gay marriage being legalised.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked. "Have you even got a boyfriend?"

He scrunched up his face dramatically, then replied, "It's the principle."

"Really?" I said. "Well, at least it's not the priest again."
I was text-cheating on my wife and accidentally sent one of the messages to her.

Took me some explaining on how I couldn't wait to suck her cock.