A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.
How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
I think my wifes hallucinating,
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.
What are the chances of me wanking over a blonde that can talk to the dead?
A thanks to the inventors of the Stationery Cupboard,
Well you wouldn't like it if it moved.