STURN IOW Jokes
After years of wondering and wasted research money, I myself have finally come up with the conclusion as to why females exist...
They are life support systems for vaginas.
People ask whom you'd most like to be stuck in a lift with.
Probably the bloody lift engineer.
Was talking to my girlfriend last night about blind people. I pointed out how annoying it would be having to learn Braille.
She replied 'surely it would be more annoying going blind in the first place?'
I think that's 1-0 to the girlfriend
Men like looking at breasts, especially the cleavage. The cleavage! Thrusting it out at me, making me do things, making me listen to you -- it's crazy. I can't do that. I can't walk around with half a testicle hanging out, can I?
Don't you hate it when people stare at you in public places?
I always think 'it's my body, can't I masturbate where I want?'