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After years of wondering and wasted research money, I myself have finally come up with the conclusion as to why females exist... They are life support systems for vaginas. |
 
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People ask whom you'd most like to be stuck in a lift with. Probably the bloody lift engineer. |
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Was talking to my girlfriend last night about blind people. I pointed out how annoying it would be having to learn Braille. She replied 'surely it would be more annoying going blind in the first place?' I think that's 1-0 to the girlfriend |
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submitted by STURN IOW, originally by Girlfriend in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 24.2
| Men like looking at breasts, especially the cleavage. The cleavage! Thrusting it out at me, making me do things, making me listen to you -- it's crazy. I can't do that. I can't walk around with half a testicle hanging out, can I? |
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Don't you hate it when people stare at you in public places? I always think 'it's my body, can't I masturbate where I want?' |
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by STURN IOW in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 21.6
| I wanted to be a rapper -- I really did -- and it surprises people because I'm a white bread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur -- 'white bread.' The other day, someone said to me, 'What's up, white bread?' So i replied, 'That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup.' |
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| When the post-men go on strike. Who else thinks they should paint themselves black? Just for the added extra 'im not going to work' look. |
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| My girlfriend never lets met do her up the ass.... Whereas my daughter doesn't have a choice. |
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by STURN IOW in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
| Why isn't wife-beating in the sports section? or have I been confused all these years? |
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| Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep on checking it but nothing ever changes. |
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