Was talking to my girlfriend last night about blind people. I pointed out how annoying it would be having to learn Braille.
She replied 'surely it would be more annoying going blind in the first place?'
Men like looking at breasts, especially the cleavage. The cleavage! Thrusting it out at me, making me do things, making me listen to you -- it's crazy. I can't do that. I can't walk around with half a testicle hanging out, can I?