I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria.
I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.
Through the driver's door.
As a West Ham fan, I'm absolutely delighted that we have signed Victor Obinna.
As a racist I'm distraught.
You know what they say, once you go black...
You're a single mother.
My girlfriend is really keen for me to meet her parents.
I really don't want to though, that Kate McCann looks like a real bitch.