I went to give my boss a high 5 today during a meeting, but he swerved it..
so I turned it into a handstand to avoid looking stupid.
'We need to talk'
Thought the caveman.
Over the past year, I've bought every single product offered on each porn site that I've visited.
My penis is now 326 feet long.
I saw two Siamese twins fighting last night.
They ended up bleeding to death after I'd separated them.
Great company in the park.
Absolutely shite on a see-saw.