bobbycov's Jokes

A load of niggers have been arrested by police for doing what they do best. I've had to hand over my CCTV tape as evidence.
Good job I had the Catch Coons Thieving Video system fitted
Sky News : Mammoth Task As London Zoo Takes Stock.

A zoo spokesman has reported the biggest task will be the "primates". We will start counting in Brixton followed by Peckham and Hackney.
It was horrific... early morning, dark country lane all I caught in my headlights were a pair of big eyes. A loud thud then silence. We did all we could to save it but alas a very rare specimen of a very rare breed expired....... What was so rare?

A black bloke on his way to work.