My best mate is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.
I was just about to add a joke and noticed one of the notes about shit jokes.
My joke involves rape, incest, and underage sex on a wheeled conveyance.
Before I post it, could someone let me know exactly which wagons are banned?
I just wasted £15 at the local funfair.
Long story short, a palmist isn't what I imagined it to be.
Uranus may well be the third largest planet and the seventh nearest to the Sun, but WHAT a shit hole.
Only in America could they take a short word, then lengthen it to mean exactly the same thing.
There's no such fucking word as "Gotten"