cooperman's Jokes

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent. Cats don't listen. Cats don't come in when you call and cats like to stay out all night. When they are at home, cats like to be left alone to sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat...!
Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge!
Woman shopping in Asda notices a cute young assistant,he has such a nice arse it makes her randy.

She asks him to carry her shopping to her car,on the way she cannot hold back any more and says to him "I've got an itchy pussy".

He says "You'll have to point it out love,all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!!"