Cats are independent. Cats don't listen. Cats don't come in when you call and cats like to stay out all night. When they are at home, cats like to be left alone to sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat...!
It's warmer, it's tighter and it's more degrading to women.
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge!
She asks him to carry her shopping to her car,on the way she cannot hold back any more and says to him "I've got an itchy pussy".
He says "You'll have to point it out love,all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!!"