I was in a supermarket today and I genuinely heard this over the tannoy: "Will Miss McCann please report to the lost property desk".
I nearly had a stroke.
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Just seen this on BBC News...
'Couple jailed for promoting illegal child boxing matches'
I thought to myself, thats absolutely disgusting.....don't they know the first two rules of fight club?
The other day my son walked into my room and found me naked.
He said, 'why is your willy getting bigger, then smaller?'
I laughed and said, 'Son, it is the same size. It's just going in and out of your sister.'
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