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What's the difference between an Emperor penguin and Gerry McCann? An Emperor penguin doesn't leave his egg to spend three hours throwing cheap wine down his neck in a local bistro on the pretence he can still see the vague area the egg was left in. |
 
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 81
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Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge.
Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing, babe?" Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!" Bruce g [...] |
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Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 183
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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" |
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Joke by eatmeat which requires categorising - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 2150
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As an air-plane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." |
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Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 249.8
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A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant. After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the bill. To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!" and he actually did. The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY." |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 64
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Robert Murat was asked if the constant police presence at his Portuguese villa was annoying. He said "Annoying, No, I'm fucking Mad". |
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 29.8
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Liverpool bars have responded to the death of Rhys Jones by launching a commemorative Cocktail. One shot goes straight to your head. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Rhys Jones - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 8.8
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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. |
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I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?" I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off". |
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I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week. He didn't half scream. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 830.4
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