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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. |
 
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Other - Irony (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2,389.6
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I rolled over to my wife in bed and asked, "Do you fancy a chilean miner?" "What's that?" "It's where you go down my shaft and I come out a lot earlier than expected." |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 437.4
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Tonight I'll be watching terrified minors going up and down a shaft all night. Might even have a quick look at how this Chile thing pans out when I'm done with my porn. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 69.6
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The cricket starts today, England v Pakistan. One country riddled with radical islamic terrorists, crime, violence, and is full of pakis... And today they face Pakistan. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 21.6
| The 26th of December is going to be an awkward day in the Audley Harrison household... |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Celebrities - Audley Harrison - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 16.4
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I usually go to my local bank just down the road, but today I walked an extra 2 miles to the one on the edge of town. I'm branching out. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 14
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I was delighted this morning when I awoke to hear the news that the world's most wanted man had been killed. So imagine my disappointment when I heard it wasn't that cunt Bono. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Celebrities - Bono (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
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Last night, my wife told me I don't take critism very well. Ex-wife now. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Sex and shit - Divorce (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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I was chatting to my neighbour yesterday, and I said I'm like pokemon cards. 'Why's that?' he asked. 'Because I'm often hiding in a box in your attic and your kids don't want to play with me anymore'. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Sex and shit - Paedophile - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 11
| Brilliant, the UK have agreed to military co-operation with France. That's about as much fucking use as agreeing to neighbourhood watch with David Blunkett. |
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by haveallthemaddieusernamesgone? in Celebrities - Politicians - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 9.6
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