johnny midnight's Jokes
Over the past week, I've burgled ten houses in Liverpool.
It feels great to get my stuff back.
"How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?"
"How do you know her name?"
Michael Jackson once sang, 'It don't matter if you're black or white.'
Unless, of course, you're black.
Local Muslims have opened a boxing gym at the end of our road.
We've renamed the street, Mohammed Alley.
I saw a Muslim man break his hand today, from punching one of his wives.
What he didn't know, was that she'd already fucked off after placing her Burka over a post box.