johnny midnight's Jokes
Over the past week, I've burgled ten houses in Liverpool.
It feels great to get my stuff back.
A team of British experts has flown to Nigeria, to help find the 276 abducted schoolgirls.
Their first job will be to tell the American team where Nigeria is.
"How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?"
"How do you know her name?"
Michael Jackson once sang, 'It don't matter if you're black or white.'
Unless, of course, you're black.
Local Muslims have opened a boxing gym at the end of our road.
We've renamed the street, Mohammed Alley.