johnny midnight's Jokes
Over the past week, I've burgled ten houses in Liverpool.
It feels great to get my stuff back.
A team of British experts has flown to Nigeria, to help find the 276 abducted schoolgirls.
Their first job will be to tell the American team where Nigeria is.
"How's your new Thai girlfriend, Dave?"
"How do you know her name?"
Michael Jackson once sang, 'It don't matter if you're black or white.'
Unless, of course, you're black.
Joe Hart said that England have a good chance of winning the Brazil World Cup.
I fully expect him to be banned from the tournament, for failing his drugs test tonight.