johnny midnight Jokes
Milky Way, 'the sweet you can eat between meals, without ruining your appetite'.
Bollocks - I ate 36 once and couldn't face my dinner.
The family and I sat in to eat at a Greggs once, I had to clean the tables and chairs before we could.
Upon leaving, I was presented with an Employee of the Month certificate.
I got a free McDonald's travel mug today.
Fuckers made me buy a coffee to get it though.
I swapped my wife for a years' supply of African coffee.
Scientists revealed this morning, that eating a fry up can help women get pregnant.
After a fry up, all I want is a mug of tea and a cigarette.