kangamatt's Jokes

The headmaster at Bishop Bell school in Eastbourne is said to be outraged with Maths teacher Jeremy...."we had discussions last week and I made it clear that his actions were ill informed....Megan is lovely but Jessica in the 4th grade has far better tits."
Adele has stated that writing the song 'Skyfall' for the new James Bond movie was influenced by a trip to the Grand Canyon... about the same size of crater she would have made had she fallen from the sky.