kangamatt's Jokes

After 5 years of training I was sure my gruesome looking pitbull was ready for a dog fight....my wife didnt agree but I pushed her in the ring anyway.
My wife and I after a long discussion decided that we needed to try something different after 15 years of marriage. She has changed her job and Im now fucking her sister.
I had an eye test today and the optician had bad news. " It would seem your eyes have deteriorated since your last test and I would recommend that you have glasses. " " No thanks", I said. " My wife looks shit as it is. "