I don't think it's fair that Babestation are only allowed to show boobs late at night, but BBC Parliament are allowed to show cunts all day.
I've come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland.
Send over a million Muslims.
My daughter admitted that she is having lesbian sex with her best friend.
As a reward for her honesty, I bought her a video camera.
"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.
"He's at rest now." said my sister.
"Yeah," I replied. "Poor bastard never had a moment's peace in his whole life."
We just stood there, gazing at our dad, as he smiled down at mum's coffin.