sepetav's Jokes

My wife walked in on me masturbating the other day. It was pretty embarrassing.

Mainly because our daughter was kneeling in front of me with her mouth wide open.
Our 15-year-old daughter is pregnant and my wife is pretty upset about it.

"As parents," she sobbed, "do you think there's anything we could have done to prevent this?"

Well, I suppose I could have cum on her tits.