BBC News: Rare Picasso sells for £106 million.
Who the hell would pay that for a Citroën?
I once went out with a girl with fiery red hair and a pale thin body.
I met her on Match.com
I was in line waiting to pay for my petrol and the guy at the front said, "Pump one."
Which got me thinking: "I wonder if the Queen ever says that to Prince Philip?"
This random guy came up to me in the street and said, "Hey, brother from another mother!"
It was charming but, nevertheless, a cruel way to find out that I'm adopted.
I see Comet are offering £200 to trade-in kitchen appliances.
I hope to swap mine for a less crabby model with bigger tits.