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BBC News: Rare Picasso sells for £106 million. Who the hell would pay that for a Citroën? |
 
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I once went out with a girl with fiery red hair and a pale thin body. I met her on Match.com |
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I was in line waiting to pay for my petrol and the guy at the front said, "Pump one." Which got me thinking: "I wonder if the Queen ever says that to Prince Philip?" |
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This random guy came up to me in the street and said, "Hey, brother from another mother!" It was charming but, nevertheless, a cruel way to find out that I'm adopted. |
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I see Comet are offering £200 to trade-in kitchen appliances. I hope to swap mine for a less crabby model with bigger tits. |
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I see Terry Jones has become a dad at the age of 67. Good to see the old Python is still active. |
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Tom and Jerry never fully prepared me for the death of my cat. Or for how heavy a mallet is. |
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The death of Patrick Swayze came as a huge shock to me, but it's made me realise how this website is a primary source of news to many people. Which is why you just believed me that Patrick Swayze is dead. Oh wait. Fuck I dropped the ball on that one. |
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| Staff evacuated the Ann Summers shop in Glasgow yesterday after a bomb hoax. Probably the work of basque terrorists. |
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submitted by stevo21, originally by Tam Cowan in Other - Wordplay - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
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Last week I was disgusted to witness a dirty little scumbag walking down the street with a 55inch Bang & Olufsen plasma TV Well thats MPs and their expenses for you. |
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