Getting hired as a designer for the "Bench & Chair" company wasn't easy.
But apparently they really enjoyed my stool sample.
I'm back from the gym. I spent the entire week lifting weights.
Now my house is full of them.
I tried to apologize to each woman I ever sodomized.
I did my best, but I think I left a couple of loose ends.
Just saw the porn version of "The Terminator".
Fucking machines all over the place.
I am obsessed with masturbating. My roommate always makes fun of me because of it and he's being a total dick.
I can't wait to get my hands on him...