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Getting hired as a designer for the "Bench & Chair" company wasn't easy. But apparently they really enjoyed my stool sample. |
 
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I'm back from the gym. I spent the entire week lifting weights. Now my house is full of them. |
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I tried to apologize to each woman I ever sodomized. I did my best, but I think I left a couple of loose ends. |
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Just saw the porn version of "The Terminator". Fucking machines all over the place. |
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by walkindude in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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I am obsessed with masturbating. My roommate always makes fun of me because of it and he's being a total dick. I cant wait to get my hands on him... |
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by walkindude in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
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"Welcome back to the second half of the S&M championship. So Far, both teams are tied." |
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by walkindude in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2.4
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I spent an entire month working on a gigantic puzzle with a picture of the world , and I sadly lost the one final piece of the puzzle. Now I spend every night praying for a piece in the middel east. |
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Some guy didn't believe me when I told him that I like to collect freshly severd body parts. So I gave him a bloody nose. |
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