In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.
In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal.
I've just become a Professor of Palindromes.
I'm now known as Dr. Awkward.
We had to say goodbye to our German Shepherd yesterday.
Auf wiedersehen, pet.
Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.
Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.
After throwing eight badminton players out of the Olympics for not trying, the IOC have been accused of double standards after allowing the entire Australian team to stay.