worrying anal seepage Jokes
My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor had suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative.
Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one.
I'm not saying my wife's a fat bitch, but I've had to put all the chocolate biscuits well out of reach.
On the floor.
I got sacked tonight for refusing to serve some girl who'd clearly had far too many already.
The fat bitch complained to my McManager.
I honestly don't know how the Paki in our corner shop can follow the rules of the Quran.
The cunt can't even follow the rule of "multi-pack, not to be sold separately"
I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend.
I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.