worrying anal seepage's Jokes
I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
Daily Mail online: "Norfolk fire station burns down."
Maybe someone left the irony on.
I've just won a single glove in a competition I found on the back of a jar of Colmans.
Not a great prize, mustard mitt.
My father was a very skilled joiner, so naturally, I followed in his footsteps.
Between us we've got eighteen gym memberships and thirty two library cards.
My wife's fat and ugly lesbian workmate has just come back from Africa, where she claims she shot an elephant and two rhinos.
She's a big gay munter.