worrying anal seepage's Jokes
I'm looking to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
Daily Mail online: "Norfolk fire station burns down."
Maybe someone left the irony on.
I've just won a single glove in a competition I found on the back of a jar of Colmans.
Not a great prize, mustard mitt.
My father was a very skilled joiner, so naturally, I followed in his footsteps.
Between us we've got eighteen gym memberships and thirty two library cards.
The wife caught sight of her massive gut in the bathroom mirror earlier and was horrified.
"Oh my god, look at the size of me, I'm getting huge." She moaned. "I can't bear to see this big belly in the mirror any longer, I'm going to have to get rid of it."
Which has made having a shave a bit fucking difficult for me.