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Following Christopher Lee's death, The Sun have written a full article about Dracula.
He didn't appear in The Mirror though.
My blonde wife thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.
When I first discovered masturbation at Catholic school, I was terrified - I thought I was broken.
I couldn't understand why jizz was coming out of my cock instead of my arsehole like it normally did.
Life was so simple before I got married.
I had absolutely no idea there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.
"Now class, put your hands up if you know anything about police officers."
"You only have to put one hand up, Leroy."
11.34: Arrived at crime scene
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.34: Found murder weapon in drain
11.34: Realised watch was broken
There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, but only one Superman.
So, in answer to your question ... It's probably a bird.
Police have obtained photographic evidence of the Smiler crash to use for legal procedings. Alton Towers however are charging them £6 per photo or £8 for a keyring.
Saturn's ring is the second largest in the solar system.
The largest is, of course, BBC's paedophile ring.
Dylann Roof is now being questioned by Police after shooting 9 black people dead in one day.
Charleston police chief Gregory Mullen said,
"He went a little overboard with this unique style of job application, but we'd still like to take him on."