Hottest This Month

Being English and choosing between Germany and Argentina to win the World Cup is like choosing between the McCanns and Rolf Harris to babysit your kids...
Nigerian atheist 'ruled mentally ill'

Apparently he has no desire to rape 13 year old girls, dress his wife in bin liners, or blow himself up.

Fucking weirdo.
I fucking hate Ed Sheeran, so when he came out on stage at Glastonbury I finished my pint, pissed in it and then threw it at the ginger cunt.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, but my TV's fucked now.