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First my granny dies, now this?
So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with.
Pessimist- The glass is half empty.
Feminist- The glass is being raped.
Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper.
Jesus: The what?
Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas.
There'll be no coffin at his funeral.
Said my Chinese neighbour's three-year-old son.