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"Jamaica demands compensation for Britain's involvement in the slave trade"

That's a bit rich, we already paid for them once.
I turned to my colleague and asked, "Can you smell burning?"

23 years we've worked together at the Crematorium and that joke never gets old.
I saw a sign when we visited Chester Zoo today. "Do Not Feed The Animals"

"It's £10 for a burger," I said to my wife. "I'm not even feeding the kids."