Hottest This Week

I was drinking at a bar last night when a waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?"
I shouted, "Hell, I know the whole alphabet."
Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
Liverpool fans walked out during the 77th minute of today's game, in protest at the new £77 ticket price for next season. Thankfully, the board have promised to act swiftly to prevent such scenes from recurring.

A revised ticket price of £90 will be announced on Monday.
The Michigan senate has passed a bill making anal sex punishable with up to 15 years imprisonment.

What do they think they will be doing in prison?