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It used to be a Scotsman, but he wants to go it alone so fuck him.
Very mixed messages from Russia.
"Don't be silly," I said. "With a bit of make up and camera trickery, you'd be identical."
"Really?" she asked, perking up. "I could look like Nigella?"
"Oh, sorry," I replied. "I thought you were talking about that potato."
Even if Russia declared war tomorrow, we are still at least three years away from the States joining the war.