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A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous

"It's ok" says the Doctor "They're benign"

"Count 'em again Doc" says the pirate. "I reckon there be at least ten"
The Royal and Ancient Golf Club has voted in favour of allowing women members for the first time in its 260-year history.

A spokesman said, 'For years we have denied women entrance, and frankly the place now needs a bloody good Hoovering'
Me and my mates were busy robbing this CD store when the cops turned up.

Dave grabbed all the pop CDs and ran off.
Steve grabbed the rock CDs and also ran off.
Dan grabbed the Jazz and followed suit.
I was forced to take the rap.