Hottest This Week

I was put in prison and taken to a cell where I was greeted by this huge black guy.

"Hello, little bitch, you're mine now. I hope you like the taste of cock," he said.

"I love it," I replied. "I'm doing life for cannibalism."
Today's BBC News - 'it is confirmed that three British school girls have now entered Syria'.
Next week's Daily Star - 'it is confirmed that half of Syria have now entered three British school girls'.