Hottest This Week
My flat mate just said, "Oh that annoying cunt from Coronation Street has died".
47 guesses later I got it right.
Heard that 15,000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit.
This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything.
My mum said, "You treat this place like a hotel!"
She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'.
I've just noticed Casualty is up to series twenty nine and to keep it true to life, some of the patients from series one are just being seen.
I'm going to set up my own religion, one where its important to respect other peoples beliefs, learn to take criticism on the chin like an adult, wash regularly, treat women and children as equals and never kill anyone under any circumstances.
Its a non-prophet organisation.
It has been announced that the Air Asia plane crashed because it 'climbed too fast'.
I think you'll find it crashed because it went down too fast.
You can't run, but you can't hide either.
Condolences to the family of King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Temper your sadness with the thought,
Not so much losing a loved one as gaining a spare tea towel.
What has three legs and four arms?
My son's shit drawing of a snake.
Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks.