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I crossed the road without looking yesterday and a Scouser on a bicycle swerved to avoid me and went straight into a lamp post. The poor guy had two broken ribs and a concussion.

On the bright side, I got my bike back.
To put Britain's immigration crisis into perspective: in order for Cameron to keep his promise to cut net migration to the tens of thousands, he is going to need 3,240 refrigerated lorries.