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I saw Paddy looking directly at the solar eclipse.

"Didn't you read any of the warnings?" I said, "You could go blind looking at the sun like that!"

"I'm not that stupid," he replied, squinting. "I'm looking at the moon."
I had been seeing this girl for a while and she asked how many sexual partners I'd had.

"I've been very unlucky," I said. "Only four."

"Four?" she replied. "That's not unlucky."

"It is when they were Jimmy Savile, Rolf Harris, Gary Glitter and Fred Talbot," I answered.