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I was impressed by the minute's silence in Liverpool earlier for the Hillsborough victims.
I was certain they couldn't go that long without mentioning it.
What's the best thing for getting chewing gum out of your hair?
One hundred and two years ago today, RMS Titanic sunk on it's maiden voyage with the loss of over one thousand souls, yet there's been fuck all in the papers about it.
Thank fuck tickets were too pricey for Scousers or we'd never hear the end of it.
During his trial, Oscar Pistorius has appeared somewhat unstable.
But a couple of beer mats have done the trick.
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
'David Cameron stung by jellyfish'
"I felt the slimy spineless creature come into contact with me before feeling a sickening pain" said the jellyfish.
I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"
"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.
The BBC website describes "Who Do You Think You Are?" as: "Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past."
I dare you, Prince Harry. I just dare you.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be a lot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to..
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.