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Germany issued a genuine apology for gassing children.
Imagine my shock when she turned out to be a nine-year-old boy.
Give a dog a toffee and you'll piss yourself for half an hour.
"Well, so-so," I replied
"That's a pity," she responded. "I couldn't sleep with a man who didn't love them. Second question, who is your favourite Royal?"
"Prince Trevor," I said. "He's the one they don't talk about."
I wonder if all those people who pretended to be Irish for St Patrick's Day about 6 weeks ago will be pretending that they suck cock this weekend?
On the first level you have to fail all your exams.