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Whenever my wife goes to the supermarket I always tell her to park in the disabled space.

After watching her spend 20 minutes trying to reverse into it, nobody is going to question her.
A man in Brussels walks into a library and asks for a book about UKIP.

The librarian says, "Get the fuck out."

The man replies, "That's the one."
"Why has everything got to be a game with you?" My wife sighed.

"An excellent question love" I said, "but next time, please use the buzzer."