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I'm not saying I hate Piers Morgan, but if I had a glass of water and he was on fire, I'd glass him.
So someone on 4Chan has released hacked nude photos of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, the Olson twins and Mila Kunis.
On the one hand, this is a disgraceful invasion of privacy but, on the other hand...
...well, that hand is busy.
My daughter got sent home from school in Rotherham for saying something racist-
A young lad is missing from a hospital in Southampton.
First place I'd look would be Anfield.
Three Indians walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of Sikh joke?"
Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
Going by Wayne Rooney's form..
He couldn't score in Rotherham if he was outside a kebab shop dressed as a 6 year old girl.
What's better than seeing the look of disappointment on the faces of Celtic supporters, after crashing out of the Champions League?
Seeing it twice.
Why are people offended by the word paki ? Surely the word fucking that comes before it and cunt that comes after it is more offensive !
Muslim soldiers waving Kalashnikovs about?
Soft cunts. Little girls have Uzis in America.
The Ice Bucket challenge is very much like the Police Academy movie series.
It gets even less funny every time you see a new one. 52