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Show me a man who calls himself a vegan,
and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan.
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.
Is that a trick question??
Michael Barrymore said it's great news that Tom Daley is gay. He said, "It's great to finally meet someone who takes it up the arse and can swim."
Nelson Mandela has died and there are tears in people's eyes.
And dollar signs in Morgan Freeman's.
Mark Spitz. Tom swallows.