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Remember when everyone had diaries got pissed off when someone read them?

Now they put everything on Facebook and get pissed off when they don't.
It has been reported that tattoos can make the new Apple watch malfunction.

An apple spokesman has said that this is caused by a new anti-theft security feature that shuts down the watch when it detects the wearer has dark skin.
I can't believe I stayed up, all night, just to watch Strictly Come Dancing with special guests Mayweather and Paquiao
I'm afraid I have bad news for all the women on Facebook who put so much time and effort into informing us all about how much they don't give a fuck and don't care what anyone thinks of them.

You do.