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Why is it when I accept an invite to a Eid feast by my Paki neighbour and eat his halal sheeps head, I'm being multi-cultural...

...but when I invite him to our Boxing Day piss up with ham hock, I'm a racist bastard?
I hate it when people say that all Asian people look the same, it's just not true.

As an Asian myself, I can tell you that my sister has a much larger cock.