Scoring in the local under 15's.
Won't be Rooney then...
"The Koran teaches us to respect our elderly women. This undignified act has brought shame on her husbands and grandchildren".
Police have confirmed Wes Brown will be in court next month.
Or, as she used to be known, Sunderland's oldest virgin.
It's like that dress bullshit all over again.
1) Swim with Piranhas
He's black and he can't play football.