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"Mammy," I heard my daughter shout. "Can I watch Santa Clause The Movie?"
"You know who to ask dear," replied my wife.
"Daddy," asked my daughter.
"Yes dear, what do you want?" I laughed.
"Have you got the phone number for Kim Jong-Un?"
As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to Santa. How her mummy and daddy had no money and how she only wanted a chocolate bar for Christmas.

Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.