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I couldn't remember the name of the girl sat opposite me so I asked what it was again.
"Jessica," she said. "Do you have trouble remembering girls' names?"
"Only the ugly ones," I said.
To cut a long story short, I didn't get the job.
Sat here watching the news about the shootings in Tunisia and Isis, thinking;

'Remember the good old days of Saddam Hussein and Colonel Gaddaffi'
CNN made a laughing stock of themselves by broadcasting a pennant of dildos and butt plugs, advertising London Gay Pride. Proclaiming it to be an ISIS flag, shamelessly shimmering over the streets of London.

How on earth can CNN, a supposedly respected global News network, get the emblem of an organisation that is a dogmatic, totalitarian, pitiless, ruthless suppressor of opposing views, mixed up with ISIS?!.
"1000 French fall ill after running Tough Mudder, when it was discovered that the mud was actually animal waste"

Doctors first knew something was up when the patients came in smelling better than usual