Erik Weihenmayer, the first blind man to reach the summit of Mount Everest has said the hardest part of his climb was the last two hundred metres.
"Dragging a frozen labrador's a fucking nightmare."
Following the huge amount of publicity generated by the celebrity nude photo's leak..
Katie Price has changed her password to 1234567
My wife's heart is in the right place.
It's her arse and her face that's the wrong way round.
I was watching porn and there was an ad in the sidebar that said, "Want a bigger cock???!"
Yes, that's why I'm watching porn.
I forgot to take one of my antibiotics today.
Now I'm shitting myself in case Southampton Hospital issues an international arrest warrant for me.
Chris Brown has some hits and misses. But mostly he just hits his misses.
I see that Kate Moss charged £15,000 a plate for her 'Support Bulimia' fundraiser dinner.
For most of the A-List ladies, that'll be the most expensive meal they've ever thrown up.
Actors Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy are reported to have got married outside Chicago.
What a coincidence, I got married outside Chicago too.
In Norway, in fact.
Black man: My wife is like molasses - dark, sweet and satisfying.
Frenchman: My wife is like a fine wine - light and delicate but full-bodied.
Yorkshireman: My wife's like local brew - murky, not much head and bitter to taste.
Firstly it was the no makeup selfie to raise awareness for breast cancer..
Then the ice bucket challenge for ALS,
Now there is the celebrity nudes to raise awareness of Apple's poor iCloud security..
But I still can't tell Jennifer Lawrence's natural hair colour. 10