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"Germany to set up special trains and camps for Syrian refugees."

So the price of second hand shoes and hair stuffed pillows about to come down again, is it?
Some fucking do-gooder knocked on our door last evening, right on tea-time and said, "I'm sure you've seen the pictures of the little boy who sadly passed away on the beach during the migrant struggles. We're collecting for his parents, could you help us?"
"Not really", I replied, "But try the paki family two doors down, they've got dozens of kids, you'll probably find an exact match"