Rest in peace, Spock. You and your white and gold uniform will be missed.
If someone told me 20 years ago that I'd someday be playing with my phone in the bathroom more than my cock I would have laughed in their face.
News: Russian dissident shot 4 times in the back.
Or as the Kremlin calls it, "Suicide."
What's got no teeth and smells?
The gearbox in the wife's car...
ISIS have taken to throwing gay men from the tops of buildings. I hope the executioners appreciate the irony.
Starting with being tossed off and ending with pain at the bottom.
According to a recent survey, 38% of British women think that page 3 is a sexist tradition.
But Holly, 19, from Manchester, argues that "in a post-industrial, egalitarian society, women should be free to express themselves however they wish."
The new black dildo I caught my wife using last night looked so realistic.
Even the black guy it was attached to looked real.
My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, " What the hell are you doing with that silver and gold dress?!"
I said, " It's not what it looks like!"
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
Following the murder of Boris Nemstov in Moscow , Putin has vowed to clean up Russian politics.
He had the entire crime scene pressure washed within 2 hours.