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Give a man a fish...

...and he'll probably give it to his wife for cooking, which would then lead him to face questions such as, 'Where did you get the fish?', 'Couldn't you get a bigger one?', 'Why didn't you get more?'.
Diane Abbott MP has urged voters to vote Labour who will put black and ethnic minority families first.

Nothing new there, Diane. Rochdale, Bradford and Burnley have been doing that for donkeys' years.