Brilliant, it's about time us whites got looked after.
Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer.
Welcome to your second term, Cameron.
...and he'll probably give it to his wife for cooking, which would then lead him to face questions such as, 'Where did you get the fish?', 'Couldn't you get a bigger one?', 'Why didn't you get more?'.
Nothing new there, Diane. Rochdale, Bradford and Burnley have been doing that for donkeys' years.
The chances of me being attacked by a dragon on the way, are higher than me winning it.
They both come in a little behind
Fire chiefs expect the blaze to continue well into the night, as it started in the child porn archives.
"Lovely to meet you, Becky. What's your talent?"
"Coughing without my fanny falling out."