My passport reads "UK resident".
I'd have way too many fucking taxes to pay.
"Some bastard decided to graffiti my house last night!" I raged.
"So why are you telling me?" he asked.
"I can't understand the writing," I replied, "Was it you?"
Because if anything stops corruption, it's bribing someone to stop corruption.
Does that mean that in the next life, Oscar Pistorius will be born with just a head?
In case any one goes missing, how are we supposed to find her when she looks like Scarlett Johansson on facebook and Danny Trejo in real life?
But I've already given him a bucket of water from a well that had coins at the bottom.
I spent hours looking at the paintings trying to work out whether they'd been vandalised or not.