So apparently many Christians are in an uproar over the movie Noah, claiming they made too much of the plot up. Apparently the fictitious movie about a fictitious story from a fictitious book wasn't historically accurate.
I was walking along the street when I came across a guy sitting on the pavement, begging.
Poor fucker had an arm and a leg missing, and his clothes had seen better days.
He had a sign in front of him which read:
'FALKLANDS WAR VETERAN'.
I thought to myself, "What a fucking disgrace! A Falklands War Veteran begging on the street. What's this country coming to?"
Feeling guilty, I chucked £20 in his pot.
He looked up at me and with tears in his eyes he said,
"MUNCHAS GRACIAS, SENOR."