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Bill Gates - "The lives of people in poor countries will improve faster in the next 15 years than at any other time in history. And their lives will improve more than anyone else's."

Hardly surprising, Bill. They'll all be moving to fucking England.
"There's only one thing you can be sure of in life," said my wife, "and that is you are going to die."

Say what you like about her, she knows how to delay my orgasm.
I knocked on my neighbour's door at 3am this morning and said, "I've been listening to your shit music for the last 4 hours!"

"That's impossible." he replied, "My CD's were stolen in a burglary last night."

"I know." I said, "And now I wish that I'd never bothered."