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If you don't have a TV licence, you could get sent to prison.....Where you can watch TV all day, without needing a licence.
The niggers in Ferguson are rioting, looting and burning the town to protest against the way the police treat "law abiding citizens".

They don't help themselves do they?
When my daughter came home from school to find her pet rabbit missing she looked everywhere for it,

Eventually asking me, "Where can he be?"

" Maybe you should look somewhere where there might be carrots" I suggested

"That's a good idea" she replied

"And peas, onions and gravy" I added as I dished up stew for dinner.
After the shooting of 12 year old Tamir Rice in Ohio whilst playing with a fake gun, the NRA has called for all fake and replica guns to be replaced with real ones in order to avoid any ambiguity.
Apparently, Bob Geldof and friends are concerned that Africans don't know it's Christmas time.

So I'm going to send some Africans a nice picture of me eating my massive Christmas dinner, so they do know. I'm sure that Bob will appreciate the help.