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Rumours of corruption in boxing have surfaced when it was noticed that Wladimer Klitschko has a freshly tarmacced drive and new clothes pegs on his washing line
Negotiators from 195 countries have arrived in Paris to try to reach a deal aimed at reducing global carbon emission.

They have flown there on hundreds of flights and have been chauffer - driven to their 5-star air-conditioned hotel rooms with huge plasma televisions, power showers and jacuzzis.

Oh, the irony.....
The WBO, WBA & IBF authorities were concerned that Tyson Fury wanted his Grandfather, Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin & Nephew in his corner on Saturday for his heavyweight world title fight until they found out they were the same person.
After the game Jurgen Klopp pulled his new goalkeeper to one side.

"You seemed asleep for that goal they scored straight from the kick-off!"

"Sorry boss, but I've played against Liverpool and I thought we always had a minute's silence for something or other."