Hottest Today

Was at the top of the Empire State building when I saw a very attactive girl, so I leaned in and whispered, "Baby I wanna make all your fantasies come true."

She turned to me and whispered back, "Awww that's so sweet. Try not to land on my car...."
The England Football Team have filed a lawsuit against a bloke who got into a bar fight. He was unofficially dressed as the England mascot.

They could tell he wasn't affiliated because he beat the shit out of his opponent.