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"Being gay is the greatest gift I have been given" - Tim Cook

This is a man who presumably would've been given the new iPhone 6 for free. It comes to something when even the CEO of apple is saying he'd rather be gay than have an iPhone 6.
Everybody associates black people with rape, but they're also good at harvesting other types of grain, such as wheat, barley, oats and maize.
We were sat watching tv earlier, when my girlfriend said:

"I'm as horny as fuck, I'm going upstairs. I'll be back down when I've cum."

'What an idiot' I thought, 'we live in a flat'.