Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
'WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF A TEAM'
I painted myself black, wore loads of jewellery, got my hair cut into a Mohawk and I still didn't get it.
That bastard always seems to know when I am up to no good.
Seriously! Can't anyone in that family actually land a plane properly?
House prices down.
Fucking boring in the waiting room without though.
...Even the Bin Laden's have succumbed to the recession.
I've just got back from Calais to find a family of lions from Hwange National Park hiding in my boot.