My bad hearing is getting me into a lot of trouble. I thought my girlfriend asked me to jizz on her tits.
She actually asked me to pass the gravy to her Dad.
A young lad is missing from a hospital in Southampton.
First place I would look would be Anfield.
If a Muslim gets on a train, then another three, then two get off, then four more get on and then another gets off, how many Muslims are left on the train?
Fuck knows. I got out of there the minute the first one boarded.
I developed a meat from pigs that Muslims can feel free to indulge in.
The pigs are given drink and drugs, put in a taxi and fucked by the driver.
I call it Rother Ham
It's not Racism; It's Ethnical Banter.
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My elderly gran is having so many falls, I've decided to put a load of CCTV around her house.
I'll be making a fortune off You've Been Framed.
Studies have shown that Essex officially has a zero Muslim population. Apparently they've all realised there's fuck-all chance of finding 40 virgins.
I hate that women always say one thing and mean something completely different.
Like, "It's up to you," means, "Of the 2 choices available, you'd better select the one that I want to do."
And, "I'm fine," means, "I'm absolutely furious with you for something you couldn't possibly know about and you'd better fix it quickly."
And, "When I come back home, I'll have Mum and Dad with me," means, "For fuck's sake, make sure you're not masturbating in the hallway."
What do you get when you take a photo of 5 Islamic sisters wearing Burkas?
A Facebook tagging nightmare.