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As a postman, I read the most heart-wrenching letter from a little girl to Santa. How her mummy and daddy had no money and how she only wanted a chocolate bar for Christmas.

Anyway. There was no money in that one so I sealed it and re-posted it.
Not long after they moved in, my neighbour asked me to keep my eye on her kids.

Well she didn't ask, but with them being black, I thought I'd better.