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As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fucking boat," I thought to myself.
Jenson Button has done a parade lap on the back of a lorry before the British Grand Prix to see his fans.

He went round twelve seconds faster than his qualifying lap.
"Does it have much leg room?" I asked the car salesman.

"Yes, lots," he said, opening the passenger door.

"I meant in the boot," I said.
Some mates were sharing their worst camping experiences
One hadn't said anything but, when pressed, he said woodenly, "I badly needed a dump in the middle of the night, couldn't find the torch and squatted on a rabbit trap. As it sprang shut, it leapt out of the leaves and closed over my balls"
All his mates winced as one, a couple went pale and a few moaned.
"But that didn't hurt as much as when I ran out of chain..."