Jurgan klopp has ruled himself out of the man utd job but said his brother klipity might be interested
So it looks like David Moyes is going to be leaving Old Trafford with a £4,000,000 pay off.
And then there's the bonuses from Liverpool, Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea.
David Moyes shouldn't worry about getting another job.
After receiving 4 million for being a complete failure, he'll be running a bank in no time.
'Man U have sacked David Moyes and placed Ryan Giggs in charge of team affairs for the remainder of the season'
Well if ever there was an expert on affairs.......
Following the sacking of Moyes, the police have been called to quell the protests outside Old Trafford.
The Liverpool, Man City, and Chelsea fans have been all told to go home.
David Moyes has been offered another job already! The Great Britain Tobogganing Team have said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed.
Following the sacking of David Moyes, Ryan Giggs has been installed as Caretaker Manager as he is the longest serving member of staff.
As second longest serving member, Howard Webb has been lined up as his assistant.
I asked my wife to buy me some cod today but she came back with some sort of fish that cost half the price.
Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11
I am shitting myself, a couple of years ago my girlfriend asked me to marry her.
"Yeah, right, " I said, "just as soon as Liverpool win the league."