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Liverpool fans walked out during the 77th minute of today's game, in protest at the new £77 ticket price for next season. Thankfully, the board have promised to act swiftly to prevent such scenes from recurring.

A revised ticket price of £90 will be announced on Monday.
I was drinking at a bar last night when a waitress screamed... "Does anyone know CPR?" I shouted "Hell, I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed... Well everyone except this one guy.
My snooty new girlfriend dumped me after one date just because the table I'd reserved was too close to the toilet.

She wouldn't even stay to finish her Big Mac.
Liverpool fans have quite rightly protested against the rise in ticket prices.

It's asking far too much to expect anyone to be able to steal that amount of money on a regular basis.