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So Yusra Hussien is the youngest girl from the UK to go and join ISIS in Syria and is said to want to become a 'Jihadi Bride'.
I'm not entirely sure shes been paying attention.
Shes 15 years old for fucks sake, what self respecting Jihadi Muslim is going to be interested in an old hag?
I asked my doctor if it was normal for guys to get an erection when he sticks his finger up their ass during a prostate exam.

"Yes" he replied, "but your the first one to grab my wrist and ride it reverse cowgirl. "
A billionaire inventor has claimed he will be able to put a million people on mars.

That's just not good enough, there are at least 1.5 billion Muslims in the world.