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I'm the security guard at The National Sausage Museum and I'm bored shitless because we get no visitors.


I just sit here all day long, staring at the same four Walls'.
The 'Birmingham Koran' fragment that could shake Islam after carbon-dating suggests it is OLDER than the Prophet Muhammad.

Leaked passages from the parchment say all Muslims must shower four times a day and fuck off to their own country.
The police are always taking people down to the station and asking them questions.

They should just hire smarter police.