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"Are you ok granddad? You look terrified every time I knock on your door. "

"Oh Jack, you'll never know what it's like living in fear of your past, just waiting for the knock on the door, and then you're finished. "

"Gosh granddad, I never knew, were you a spy or a hit man or something? "

"No Jack, much worse than that, I was a pop star in the 1970s. "
The Metropolitan Police is paying 425 grand to a woman whose child was fathered by a man she did not know was an undercover police officer.

I thought it was Amnesty International who got all of the money from the secret policeman's balls.