He took some cocaine and couldn't stop talking.
All I said was my wife had been sunbathing out the back all day.
Surely that should be "girlfriends....."
And I must say he did a wonderful job of polishing my shoes.
We offer to return the Elgin marbles to Greece.
Providing they can afford the post and packaging.
I could only get £20 out of the cash machine.
I fucking love Facebook
My mates and I all took turns on the thermostat.