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The captain knocked on the door, but he was met with a stony silence.

"Can you open the door, please?" he asked, but there was no reply.

Realising something was wrong, the captain knocked harder and louder.

"Open this door, NOW!" he shouted.

He banged and screamed for another couple of minutes, until he finally got a response.

"Fuck off, Stevie. That red card cost us the match."
After a spate of thefts at the bird sanctuary where I work, my boss said to me, "If you catch any of those robbing bastards, shoot them!"

So far I've managed to kill twelve of the little red-breasted fuckers.