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The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade & a slice of orange in the same glass is getting a punch.
"I think we have a serious problem with our son," said my wife, "I just caught him masturbating in our bedroom whilst sniffing dirty underwear."

"Believe it or not, that's perfectly normal behaviour for a 12 year old lad," I replied, "He's at the age now when certain things will turn him on."

"Really?" she said, "What's so sexy about your boxer shorts?"
You know that feeling when you want push one out, but daren't in case it's a little shit?

My wife was like that with our second child.