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It was my anniversary last night.

As my wife peeled the cloth away she said, "Da dah! Your dinner is served."

"I'm not eating that," I replied, "It looks and smells revolting."

She said, "Just taste it."

"No fucking chance." I replied, "Put those knickers back on."
"Tower Hamlets's Muslim mayor sparked a storm of protest tonight after raising the Palestinian flag over the town hall, in solidarity with Gaza"

Fuck! I can't wait to see how the Mayor of Tottenham responds to this one.