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I think it's sad that a General in the Army has told The Mail that he is worried what people will think when he comes out as Gay.

It should be nobody else's business what he does with his privates.
Walking down the street this morning, we passed a tree with its branches rustling noisily..

"Wow, look at that." Exclaimed the wife, checking it out. "There's three cats up in that tree."

"So there is." I replied, seeing them. "Must be a nest up there."

"Fuck off, you daft cunt." She said, "Cats don't live in nests."
I went to a job interview and I was asked, "What sets you apart from everyone else?"

I said, "I look young for my age and I'm a hermaphrodite so you can fuck me over any way you want to."

Needless to say I start at BBC next week.
My wife walked in on me wearing her clothes... Neither of us were that surprised really.

Why wouldn't she be wearing her clothes.