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If a Muslim gets on a train, then another three, then two get off, then four more get on and then another gets off, how many Muslims are left on the train?

Fuck knows. I got out of there the minute the first one boarded.
I developed a meat from pigs that Muslims can feel free to indulge in.

The pigs are given drink and drugs, put in a taxi and fucked by the driver.

I call it Rother Ham
I went on a lads night out with my Pakistani neighbor last week. At the end of the night, he suggested that we grab a takeaway on the way home.
"I'm up for that" I said. "Do you you want to go to the Indian or the Chinese"?

"Well I was thinking more along the lines of the orphanage" he replied with a grin