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I turned to my colleague and asked, "Can you smell burning?"

23 years we've worked together at the Crematorium and that joke never gets old.
"Well Miss that's the cleanest vagina I have ever seen. " Said the gynecologist.

"Well thank you doctor, " I replied, "It's my boyfriend who does it. He has downs syndrome, and I don't have a window in my bedroom. "