Hottest Today

Was at the top of the Empire State building when I saw a very attactive girl, so I leaned in and whispered, "Baby I wanna make all your fantasies come true."

She turned to me and whispered back, "Awww that's so sweet. Try not to land on my car...."
I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war.

I wonder if he was mowed down?
The England Football Team have filed a lawsuit against a bloke who got into a bar fight. He was unofficially dressed as the England mascot.

They could tell he wasn't affiliated because he beat the shit out of his opponent.