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Rumours of corruption in boxing have surfaced when it was noticed that Wladimer Klitschko has a freshly tarmacced drive and new clothes pegs on his washing line
Not that long ago, in a shit hole far, far, away...


The brave and explosive 'Jihadi Knights' must defend their desert homeland from the evil forces of the Russian tyrant 'Darth Invader' and 'Emperor Obama'.

Mohammed as
'Luke ChildStalker'

Mohammed's wife as
'Princess Al qaeda'

Mohammed's second wife as
'Master Odour'

Mohammed's third wife as

Abdul and Azif as the Drones
'C3-B.O' and 'RAJ2-D2'

With Jihadi John as
'Ham Oh-No'

Introducing the illegal aliens
'Muhammed the Hutt',
'Admiral Allah Ackbar'
And the furry, primitive ' Ewogs'

Coming to all European countries NOW
Negotiators from 195 countries have arrived in Paris to try to reach a deal aimed at reducing global carbon emission.

They have flown there on hundreds of flights and have been chauffer - driven to their 5-star air-conditioned hotel rooms with huge plasma televisions, power showers and jacuzzis.

Oh, the irony.....