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Three Indians walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of Sikh joke?"
Three Israelis walk into a bar. The barman says, "Jew can't be serious!"
Three Muslims walk into a bar. The barman says, "Fuck off, you Paki bastards."
Having a beard is a lot like having a penis.

If you have one, you're definitely going to end up stroking it all the time.
A recent science journal has reported that women have two, not just one 'time of the month' when they become over sensitive, moody and emotionally unstable.

Morning and night.