It shouldn't be long till some bloke tweets back threatening to rape her and cut her tits off.
You'd think she'd have learned her lesson about close contact with black people.
She can turn any positive into a negative.
Shit I forgot the comma.
Sadly this had to be abandoned as the flaps kept sagging & a massive cardboard tit blinded a toddler.
"Ok, well take off your pants." he replied.
After feeling my bollocks for a few minutes he said, "Where's the lump then?"
"Under my armpit." I replied, "I was in my living room at the time."
Hell of a way to find out he was a cannibal.
I'm now Footloose and Fancy free.