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A policeman pulled me over and said,

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

I said, "Because you wanted to see how tall I am?"

"Step out of the car, sir," he ordered.

I said, "See, I told you."
"Fuck Islam," said my mate Abdul as he ate his bacon butty. "If you get seventy two virgins in Heaven, just think of all the sluts that must be in hell!"
"Police in London have tested software designed to identify which gang members are most likely to commit violent crimes."

Meanwhile police in America have suggested a more sure fire way;

"Just shoot the black ones"
Usually, throwing money at a problem will solve it.

However, if your problem is a fire, it'll probably make it worse.