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I went to a modern art exhibition today.

I spent hours looking at the paintings trying to work out whether they'd been vandalised or not.
Two polar bears were walking across the ice when one said to the other,

"We've been walking for hours now. If we don't find a woods soon I'm going to shit myself."
There I was, listening to the guided audio tour when I smelt something funny.

"Can you smell Gas?" I asked my friend. Of course, because I had headphones in I may have said it a little loud.

And that was how my Auschwitz tour ended.