I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
Against my wall, flaps open ready to be eaten.
Rumours of corruption in boxing have surfaced when it was noticed that Wladimer Klitschko has a freshly tarmacced drive and new clothes pegs on his washing line
What do you call a man who hates & distrusts women?
Not that long ago, in a shit hole far, far, away...
The brave and explosive 'Jihadi Knights' must defend their desert homeland from the evil forces of the Russian tyrant 'Darth Invader' and 'Emperor Obama'.
Mohammed's wife as
'Princess Al qaeda'
Mohammed's second wife as
Mohammed's third wife as
Abdul and Azif as the Drones
'C3-B.O' and 'RAJ2-D2'
With Jihadi John as
Introducing the illegal aliens
'Muhammed the Hutt',
'Admiral Allah Ackbar'
And the furry, primitive ' Ewogs'
Coming to all European countries NOW
Went back home to Bradford today for the first time in over twenty years, brought back so many memories.
Mainly, of why I fucking left.
For those using dating sites. Please be advised that GSOH does not mean, Great Set Of Hooters.
Relief as Sinead O'Connor is found safe.
She had been missing for seven hours and fifteen days.
Negotiators from 195 countries have arrived in Paris to try to reach a deal aimed at reducing global carbon emission.
They have flown there on hundreds of flights and have been chauffer - driven to their 5-star air-conditioned hotel rooms with huge plasma televisions, power showers and jacuzzis.
Oh, the irony.....
Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'
I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house.