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My wife says she wants to be a rapper.

Makes sense - she loves being around chocolate bars.
It is believed the reason so many migrants from poor African countries are trying to get to the UK is because they see it as the land of "milk and honey".

As a lot of them are Muslims, surely all we need to do is let them know it's a land of bacon sandwiches and fat slags wearing skimpy clothes.

That should make the fuckers think twice.
I took my son to school for the first time today and was amazed at the amount of mums turning up in 4 x 4's. I thought to myself, they will never use those for off roading.

Then I saw them trying to park.