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My wife said sex was getting boring and she wanted to try something new. She asked me to strangle her during sex because she read it heightened the pleasure.

And it really did, for me anyway.

Her funeral is in 3 days....
In the newspapers today: 'will Gemma Collins give the £100k jungle cash to charity?'

If by 'charity' you mean 'chinese' and lining the pockets of Mr and Mrs Ming with a £100k takeaway order for 1, then yes the lardy fat talentless fuck probably will