Hottest Today

I went to a posh restaurant today where I was greeted by a black man. "May I take your coat, sir?" he asked.

How refreshing, I thought to myself...

A thief with manners.
I had a terrible dream about me going to the fridge and it being empty. I woke up screaming and ran to the fridge. I felt a great relief when i opened it and my daughter was still in there.