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My wife came in out of the garden and said, "Three pairs of my knickers are missing off the line."

I said, "I know, the kids from next door have them."

She said, "Why have they got them?"

I said, "They were playing pirates and they wanted some sails for their galleon."
"What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?" I was asked on an internet forum.

"Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.