My own fault really, keeping her out too long.
Under a crowd of several hundred football supporters.
Breaking the record held by the Germans since 1942.
For god's sake, the poor cunts aren't even fucking warm yet.
"You seem like a nice and trustworthy person, fancy coming back to mine?" I asked.
"Looking a good time, are you?" she said, smiling.
"No," I replied. "I've lost my key and you're the only person that can fit through my cat flap."
NOTE: you don't get paid until you finish off the real one!
Not a problem, just donate 25 quid to my account every day it's late and we'll say no more about it?
It doesn't seem much but seventy ones a start.