German co-pilot Andreas Lubitz walks into a bar.
Orders a pint of beer ... then schnapps.
Why do women love shoes?
Because no matter how much and whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.
John Barnes: 'I can't get a job as a football manager because I'm black'
There you go Lenny, there are more black comedians after all.
I like my women like I like my bath water....
....so hot I can only stay in for 30 seconds.
Fucking all the white women he can, shooting anybody that gets in his way, stealing whatever vehicle he can when he's in trouble...
Yes, Bond was born to be black.
My wife suggested we put the mystery back into our love life.
"OK," I said. "Guess who I'd rather shag than you."
There are some women who aren't very good at taking compliments. Take my next door neighbour for example.
What's her fucking problem?! Her 7 year old daughter does have an incredible arse!
Most parents claim that the best day of their lives was the day their child was born. I preferred the conception if I'm honest.
"Justin Bieber fucked up Ariana Grande's song because he forgot the words!"
Well, Justin Bieber fucked up his own songs because he remembered the words.
Why does it take 3,000 Jihadists to change a lightbulb? 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to change the bulb and 2,998 to avenge the death of the old one.