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A couple from Scunthorpe have won the euromillions twice and plan to move to London.

Good luck to them. They should have enough now for a deposit on a house.
The wife and I sat alone in the hospital room last night, waiting for the sonogram.

I said, "I can't wait to see if it's a boy or a girl."

"Which do you want?" she asked.

"Definitely a girl," I replied. "I fucking love female nurses."
A new film about the life of Barack Obama is ready to start shooting as soon as they can find the right actor to play him.

Albert Broccoli has suggested Liam Neeson.