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The Israel Defense Forces has warned Hamas not to retaliate when being attacked.

Yeah, right. The last time the similar kind of instruction was followed, 6,000,000 Jews were vaporised.
My mate and I were walking down the road when a huge hummer sped by us.

"Dave, that looks just like your wife," said my mate, pointing.

"Don't be silly," I laughed. "She's much larger than that."
HSBC has told a number of Muslim groups their bank accounts will be closed but it's nothing to do with race or religion, but to do with risk.

They're closing these accounts on September 22nd.

Damn, they'd have made their point better if they closed these accounts on September 11th.