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I was heading back to England in my camper van when, all of a sudden, an illegal immigrant clung to the back. He risked life and limb to get out that shithole of a country, he explained.

He described his country's living conditions:

Walking miles for fresh water. Gang rapes. Drugs. Murder in broad day light. Rampant robberies. Complete and utter civil chaos...

My first reaction was to hand him over to the authorities, but the wife felt really sorry for him.

"Wouldn't you want to move out of Glasgow", she continued....
My career as a Samaritans volunteer was short lived. The first caller was a depressed homosexual. Perhaps I shouldn't have laughed and call him a suicide bummer!