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I'll never forget the night before our wedding. Bundled into the toilet on a train going to Aberdeen 400 miles away, naked and covered in vomit.

How she even made it back to the church is still a mystery.
To mark the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, nearly 300 remaining survivors attended the ceremonies.

Overall, I think Hitler would have been pretty happy with those numbers.
I like my women like I like my coffee.

Whatever's left when I'm finished gets washed down the drain.
I was laying in bed with my wife last night when she suddenly started getting upset.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked.

She said, "You play with your Xbox more than my fanny."

"That's because your fanny can't play the Xbox." I replied.