I met a beautiful young woman at a nightclub.
We were getting on very well when she said she had something to show me.
She removed her wig and she was totally bald.
''It's alopecia,'' she said ''but if you still like me you can ask me anything''.
I have always wanted to know, so I asked her straight.
''Does your condition make you bald in other places?'' I asked.
She whispered in my ear ''There's only one way to find out.''
What an idiot I am. Forgetting about Google at a time like this.