How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's. Just exceedingly good cakes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got Alzheimer's,
This little piggy went to market.
My poor grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now; I guess I should be grateful for the £5 I got for my birthday every week.
Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page.
Please enter your 16 digit password.
"Someone's been eating my porridge!" said Father bear.
Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.
Do you want to join the Alzheimer's protest march? If so, learn the chant...
"What do we want?"
"I don't know!"
"When do we want it?"
My uncle came out of the closet yesterday.
He's not gay.
He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.