How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."
Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's. Just exceedingly good cakes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got Alzheimer's,
This little piggy went to market.