Two things I've been cursed with are a weak bladder, and terrible amnesia.
Still, this bottle of apple juice should take my mind off things.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before
I'm currently deleting my recent history.
I'm on my fourth pint.
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
My elderly neighbour denies the holocaust ever happened, but I know he was there.
He isn't a Nazi. He's a Jew with Alzheimer's.
I called the amnesia society the other day.
They said, "What do you want?"
I said, "I don't know."
The one good thing about having amnesia is that I genuinely feel like I have my whole life ahead of me.
Gerry Adams - "dark forces' in the police responsible for his arrest.
He should know. It's dark where he had them buried.
My amnesia kicked in while playing hide and seek with my kids!
I can't remember where I buried them.
My job is selling products to people with Amnesia.
You only get forty seven chances to make a first impression.