Two things I've been cursed with are a weak bladder, and terrible amnesia.
Still, this bottle of apple juice should take my mind off things.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before
I'm currently deleting my recent history.
I'm on my fourth pint.
I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust.
My elderly neighbour denies the holocaust ever happened, but I know he was there.
He isn't a Nazi. He's a Jew with Alzheimer's.
I called the amnesia society the other day.
They said, "What do you want?"
I said, "I don't know."
The one good thing about having amnesia is that I genuinely feel like I have my whole life ahead of me.
My amnesia kicked in while playing hide and seek with my kids!
I can't remember where I buried them.
My job is selling products to people with Amnesia.
You only get forty seven chances to make a first impression.
I've been binge drinking for years, and can honestly say I don't have a single bad memory to show for it.